New! Neptunes Favorite Coffee Tee

Yes, even the ruler of the seven seas needs his morning jolt! 

Now, before we set sail on this caffeinated quest, let’s consider Neptune’s jam-packed schedule. I mean, Neptune is literally the king of the ocean – managing seashell politics and ensuring the tides are just right. You think he’s waking up at dawn, brewing a cup of Folgers? No.

According to the legends bubbling in the brine, King Neptune can’t just enjoy any old coffee. No, he needs something that'll make Poseidon himself do a double take! And what better brew than… Sea-Salt Caramel Java!

This coffee is a blend of the finest beans, sourced from the remote islands that mermaids like to throw wild parties on! They say the secret ingredient is a sprinkle of salt harvested from the tears of kraken!  Imagine him saying, ‘Pour me a cup, and let the waves crash all around!

If you went to Neptune’s Café, you’d be faced with a menu so outrageous even the fish would need a translator! Ever tried ‘Octo-Latte’? It’s tentacly delicious! Or ‘Clam-o-Mocha’?

Let’s not ignore the lingering aroma of ‘Dolphin’s Delight’—a blend that's guaranteed to have you doing flips! And what if King Neptune fancied a little extra kick?

With a ‘Kraken’s Kick’ brew, you’ll be ready to take on even the gnarliest of sea monsters!

Neptune’s favorite coffee is a mythical blend of sea-salt caramel java with a sprinkle of sea spirit! It’s strong enough to invigorate a merman and rich enough to make a siren sing! Try one!

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